Monday, February 14, 2011

Eating Poop

I apologize for the rather disgusting title of my blog, but Mommy made me write it in. She was rather angry at me this weekend because of my nasty habit. I don't like to tell too many people because you humans get all weirded up about it, but I LOVE to eat cat poop. Well there it is, out there in the open. Mommy didn't actually find out about my ilicit habit until we moved to a house with a huge backyard and with a neighbor that has 2 outdoor cats. I don't know who Mommy is mad at more: the cats for pooping in our yard, or me for eating it. Mommy will let me out in the backyard and my super-sensitive pug nose leads me right to various areas where the cats have left their, ahem, presents, and before Mommy can run over to smack me in the butt, I have consumed the entire poop in one gulp. Mommy wants to know if there is any way 1) I can be cured of this, or 2) to prevent the cats from pooping in our yard (short of a well-aimed BB gun).

I am being punished because of my latest "treasure hunting"

I don't think I have a problem . . . Mommy says I need to go into "Cat-poop eating rehab"


Sequoia & Petunia said...

Psst...I have a nasty habit of eating my sister poop. Only hers though. I have a friend who enjoys some "kitty roca" too. He eats it out of that litter box and it looks like almond roca mom says. We are not sure how to help you kick this habit but we hope you find someway.

Tuni the poop eating pug

I'm Bailey the Pampered Pug said...

Happy Valentine's Day!

The Mama Monster said...

Tell your mommy that you are a pug and unfortunately it's in your nature... You can try "forbid" but it would only work if you put it on the cats food... and since they aren't your cats, that may be difficult.

Melissa and Emmitt said...

lol frances!
i think all puggies love to eat cat poop!
emmitt wishes we had a pet cat. ;)
you look so cute sitting in the sun!
happy happy valentine's day!
m & e

The Devil Dog said...

Mom says Ewwww but I did that when the neighbor cats pooped in our yard. They are gone now and mom is really thankful about that.

As for being cold. 71 degrees is WAY warmer than 23 which is what it is supposed to be tomorrow. Would you like a bunch of pugs and kittehs to visit you? (they can hide their poop for you to feast on, lol)


Sequoia & Petunia said...

Hi again...Sequoia here. I have been loosing weight by of course eating less kibble and eating green beans instead! Sometimes slices of carrots too. The vet said I can eat veggies to help fill me up since I eat less kibbles now. And green beans taste great.

Good luck with the weight loss.

Sequoia aka the meatball

Anonymous said...

Can you come to my house and you can eat all the cat poop you want...

Harry said...

Can you come to my house and you can eat all the cat poop you want...
Sam and Sassy are waiting to deliver..
mommies friend, Harry

Harry said...

You can come to my house and you can eat all the cat poop you want...
Sam and Sassy are waiting to deliver..
mommies friend, Harry

Anonymous said...

The gods tempt people for which they are most weak. Artificial Intelligence will create desire in people's minds for the following sins:::
1. Alcohol
2. Drugs
3. Preditory "earning"
4. Homosexuality
5. Gambling
6. Something for nothing/irresponsibility (xtianity)
7. Polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny (Islam)
Much like the other prophets Mohhamed (polygamy/superiority over women/misogyny) and Jesus (forgiveness/savior), the gods use me for temptation as well. In today's modern society they feel people are most weak for popular culture/sensationalism, and the clues date back to WorldWarII and Unit731:TSUSHOGO.
It has been discussed that, similar to the Matrix concept, the gods will offer a REAL "Second Coming of Christ", while the "fake" Second Coming will come at the end and follow New Testiment scripture and their xtian positioning. I may be that real Second Coming.
What I teach is the god's true way. It is what is expected of people, and only those who follow this truth will be eligible to ascend into heaven as children in a future life. They offered this event because the masses have just enough time to work on and fix their relationship with the gods and ascend, to move and grow past Planet Earth, before the obligatory xtian "consolation prize" of "1000 years with Jesus on Earth" begins.

Your job as a future mother is to learn the god's ways and to help your child understand despite the negative reinforcement and conditioning of today's society. Without consciousous parents the child will have no hope, and may even exaserbate their disfavor by becoming corrupted in today's environment.
Your ultimate goal is to fix your relationship wiith the gods and move on. You don't want to be comfortable here, and the changes in Western society in the last 100 years has achieved just that.
1000 years with Jesus is the consolation prize. Don't be deceived into thinking that is the goal.

The Prince of Darkness, battling the gods over the souls of the Damned.
It is the gods who have created this environment and led people into Damnation with temptation. The god's positioning proves they work to prevent people's understanding.
How often is xtian dogma wrong? Expect it is about the Lucifer issue as well.
The fallen god, fighting for justice for the disfavored, banished to Earth as the fallen angel?
I believe much as the Noah's Flood event, the end of the world will be initiated by revelry among the people. It will be positioned to be sanctioned by the gods and led for "1000 years with Jesus on Earth".
In light of modern developments this can entail many pleasures:::Medicine "cures" aging, the "manufacture" of incredible beauty via cloning as sex slaves, free (synthetic) cocaine, etc.
Somewhere during the 1000 years the party will start to "die off", literally. Only those who maintain chaste, pure lifestyles will survive the 1000 years. They will be the candidates used to (re)colonize (the next) Planet Earth, condemned to relive the misery experienced by the peasantry during Planet Earth's history due to their failure to ascend into heaven before the Apocalypse.
If this concept of Lucifer is true another role of this individual may be to initiate disfavor and temptation among this new poulation, the proverbial "apple" of this Garden of Eden. A crucial element in the history of any planet, he begins the process of deterioration and decay that leads civilizations to where Planet Earth remains today.
1000 years with Jesus is the consolation prize. Don't be deceived into thinking that is the goal.

Only children go to heaven. By the time you hit puberty it is too late. This is charecteristic of the gods:::Once you realize what you have lost it is too late.
Now you are faced with a lifetime to work and prepare for your next chance. Too many will waste this time, getting stoned, "Hiking!", working, etc.