So I was downstairs playing with Mommy last night: she was throwing my baby (don't worry Roxy's Mom, it's only a stuffed toy) and I was chasing it. We were having a great time when she looked at her watch and said, "Whoa, Project Runway is on." Then she went upstairs to the TV, turned it on, flipped a few channels, and then sat down to watch for the next two hours. I was like, "huh? what happened to play time?" I went to look for Daddy but he was watching his mixed-martial arts on TV. Now, normally I enjoy watching it with Daddy, but I thought the fighters that night were kind of lame. I went upstairs to stay with Mommy and see what Project Runway was all about.
I must say, I learned all sorts of things that evening. My new favorite word now is fierce. My new favorite phrase, "Girlfriend, that looks fierce on you!" I didn't know that men had better dressing sense than women did (my Daddy is an exception). On one episode, they had the people there create something for Sarah Jessica Parker (Mommy doesn't think she is all that, whatever that means); then on the next one, they had to make an outfit for Tikki Barber. Mommy got all excited because he played for the NY Giants and we used to live in NYC. So they had male models come in -- whew! even I got slightly excited. For humans, they were pretty impressive-looking. Daddy came in and started watching also -- I pointed out that they didn't wear those embarrassing rain boots that Daddy has (Daddy was not amused). Now, can someone explain what the difference is between a straight guy and a homosexual guy . . .?
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Well, mom used to work with a guy that dad said was far too "clean" to be straight. That and the makeup were probably a give-away.
Mom is glad you explained about the baby. She does tend to worry about things. I try to get her to relax, but sometimes she's stubbon. Auntie (Darling Millie's mom) loves Project runway. Mom would probably be watching the mixed martial arts except she had class.
Roxy
Hey "GirlFrieeend"! you are looking mighty "Fierce" tonight!
Cats are fierce! Get your mommy to buy a cat so you'll have a real playmate and not neglectful mommies watching reality TV! :p
Too funny! We are going to have to check Project Runway out! I went to sleep kind of early in my pug cave (side note about my momma... she has a bed in every room for me. the one in the family room is tucked under the end table to create a cool cave space for me.)anyways, i was bored, i wanted to sit right in her lap and she was on the computer thing so it was hard to get comfy and dad was on the sofa trying to find a good tv show to watch. so i got some extra beauty sleep even though i do not need it.
Emmitt
Homosexual guys are generally better dressed, have better hygiene, and are better dancers than straight guys.
We don't really know the difference but maybe a straight guy walks tall and straight and a homosexual guy likes to stay home a lot and is sexy??? Just a guess.
Love, Seadra and Zoe
Hmm, I'm not sure about straight and homosexual, but I think Seadra & Zoe are on to something! Also once mom and I had to watch some MMA but mom doesn't have much tolerance for the violets or something like that. I don't know what she was talking about, it looked a bit like what happens when Trigger and I wrassle...
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