Monday, June 22, 2009

Super Squeaker Cow

Hello all! It reached 100 degrees here today, so needless to say I stayed in . . . again. To make up for the indoor imprisonment, my parents bought me this awesome toy -- it's a cow that has 16 squeaker-things inside. I thought I died and went to puggy heaven; I LOVE attacking those squeaker-things. In fact, other than eating, sleeping, and snuggling, trying to get those plastic squeaker-things is my purpose in life!




The cow tried to escape, but I have it firmly by its neck. One shake of my head and the cow will die a quick death via transected cervical vertebra (Mommy makes me watch CSI with her; thus, the professional jargon)







Once the cow is subdued, I can begin the relentless disembowelment to de-squeakify the bovine . . .


9 comments:

Page said...

Just so you know Frances, it's way hotter here than normal. The humidity is pretty much right on par, though, so I guess that doesn't help. I look out the window all the time and think about how pretty it looks, but wouldn't DARE go out there! ;)

Lex said...

Oh wow Frances.. that is pretty hot for an Alaskan Mountain Pug! Maybe you should go swimming to help you cool off?

Melissa and Emmitt said...

hi frances!
what a great new toy!
florida is much warmer than AK!

Salinger The Pug said...

I hope all that heat and humidity hasn't caused a case of MAD COW disease! HAHAHAA!

You keep showing that noisy cow who's boss!

Love,
S-Dog

Eduardo said...

My Mommy loves cows, she loves YOUR new cow! I just love anything with a squeaker! Great toy!
Hugs & Snugs
Eduardo the Snuggle Puggle

The Devil Dog said...

That is a great squeaker toy. And you are great at dismembering. Fine job. Enjoy the heat. We are having lots of rain.

Roxy

Becky said...

Neat toy! All this humidity does wonders for your hair, don't you think??

Nevis said...

Wow, Frances! Are you a pug or a kodiak bear!?

Smarry said...

VEry cute dog.......

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